Ever wonder why you’ve never seen WW1 or WW2 re-enactors shooting at each other at the county fair? Because nobody’s trying to rewrite the history of world wars, perhaps? Here in Mississippi West Nevada, we are plagued by a plethora of freedom-loving racists long intent on rejiggering the Civil War. Don’t worry about the result. The slaves got freedom on paper and little … [Read more...]
How to Get Rich Quick in Hurricane Country
Now’s the time for you to head to Texas and Florida to get rich quick. It helps if you’ve contributed to Republican campaigns, but first things first. Start a company that has “disaster relief” in its name, launch a website and starts selling. It’s amazing how much money you can score if you’re not a government agency. (Everybody knows that for-profit corporations can do … [Read more...]
The Grasshopper and The Dragonfly
Yesterday a child came out to wonder Caught a dragonfly inside a jar Fearful when the sky was full of thunder And tearful at the falling of a star - Joni Mitchell I can’t remember ever crying myself to sleep. Ever. Until last week. When I learned that my grand-daughter was dead at 21. The Tara Danielle Donlevy I once knew displayed a sparkling … [Read more...]
Life Happens While You Were Making Other Plans
Jake, old man. Change of plans. I had intended this entire screed to memorialize your enlightened journalistic cantankerousness, including a potshot about Civil War re-enactors stepping on this weekend’s Virginia City Labor Day weekend. Then again, your adios soirée this Saturday steps on their veneration of the contemptible Confederacy, proving that you still retain … [Read more...]
Nevada’s Undercover Republican PR Man
My name is Andrew. I’m a political junky and undercover media operative for three Republican presidents. It all started with Ronald Reagan in 1975. A radio salesman offered my ad agency exclusive sponsorship of “Ronald Reagan’s American Viewpoint,” a syndicated commentary feature. I knew that the recently retired California governor could sell some mobile homes and … [Read more...]
Weeding the Gardens of Bad Judgment
I have received credible information about some judges in these parts being prone to taking children from their families if they find that mom or dad smoke the demon weed. Perhaps some retro blackrobes believe the 1936 propaganda film (and kitschy cult classic) “Reefer Madness.” Longtime readers know I’m a conservative when it comes to smoking. You should never put … [Read more...]
2018: The year of estrogenizing dangerously
Clark County Commissioner Christine Giunchigliani hit the Washoe-Carson-Douglas strip a week ago. Smart. Nevada is the most urban state. More than nine in ten residents are concentrated in Gomorrah South and these parts. Those demographics made Catherine Cortez-Masto a U.S. Senator and carried the state for Hillary Clinton. Chris G has all but announced for governor. Her … [Read more...]
Vote Dondero, big-time guy with big pictures
It’s showtime. The Nevada Press Association board will vote on 2017 Hall of Fame inductees in an Aug. 4 conference call. This Friday. Winners will be inducted at September’s Carson City convention. It’s photographer Don Dondero’s long overdue turn. In a world-class career, his work appeared in this newspaper and just about everywhere else. As a fellow Donderite … [Read more...]
