DEAR ABBY: My niece, who is engaged, is blossoming into a full-fledged bridezilla. She has upset her mother so deeply that she may not attend the wedding. The bride is dictating what her guests are to wear, in addition to telling her mother what she is to wear that day. She has also ordered my sister to get hair extensions and have her makeup professionally done. The list … [Read more...]
Astro Advice
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Look for closure on the 29th, 1st and 2nd. Finish what you start and free up time to initiate something fresh and exhilarating. Manage your time; work alone and keep your costs down. A change of heart is apparent. Let go of the past. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don’t broadcast what you are pursuing on the 27th and 28th. Put your energy where it … [Read more...]
Sympathy for the Orange One
As impossible as it may have once seemed, Democrats have managed to turn billionaire game show host Donald Trump into a legit sympathetic figure. Not because Donald Trump is the genius he thinks he is or is all that likable, but because Democrats have scuttled American ideals to demonize and persecute a political opponent. If there’s one thing Americans hate, it is … [Read more...]
Blacklash in Trumpsylvania West
The New Messiah warned us: After the election, unnamed blackguards will rename Pennsylvania. To what? Trumpsylvania, of course, on the day His Wonderfulness returns as third-term presidential dictator for life. Viruses spread. A gentleman named Jeff Jacobs has vacuumed up much of Reno’s West 4th Street, now pockmarked with vacant lots where once stood old motels housing … [Read more...]
Astro Advice
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Clear the air, speak your mind and make your dreams a reality on the 22nd and 23rd. Don’t follow in someone else’s footsteps; create a path that excites you. Keep your thoughts and plans to yourself on the 24th until you have everything in place. Premature unveiling will lead to unwarranted criticism from wannabes. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Keep … [Read more...]
Joe doesn’t live here anymore
President Joe Biden will soon have his annual physical, but the White House spokesliar says it will not include a cognitive test. And, everyone knows why: Joe doesn’t live here anymore. We know this beyond a shadow of a doubt in a number of different ways. First, we see the decline. Even allowing for what his supporters incorrectly call his “stuttering” disability, he … [Read more...]
Just win, baby
“The only crime is getting caught.” Such were the 1980s ethics of the now-myopically lionized Reagan administration. King Ronald the Vague would have gone to prison over the Iran-Contra arms-for-hostages affair save for one guy: his longtime fixer Edwin Meese. Ronnie appointed Attorney General Meese to investigate his own boss. (Sound familiar?) Meese kept no notes … [Read more...]
Creating Is In The Eye of The Creator
When was the last time you walked the aisles of a craft store? Seeing the little bags of beads and eyes that spin in little plastic bubbles. The embroidery threads and soft, softer, softest yarns, in full rainbow colors. The put together ships in a bottle, or snap-together cars that get better paint jobs than my Chevy. Do you “do crafts.” Plan, look, plan some more then buy six … [Read more...]