There stood I at DMV waiting to get mugshotted for a new four-year driver’s license. The kid who had just examined my eyes had expressed surprise that this old man could see so well, so I was feeling kinda pumped. “You look like Hammy,” said a skinny teen standing ahead of me. “Who?” said I. “Dr. Hammond. Haven’t you seen the ‘Jurassic Park’ movies?” his well-tattooed … [Read more...]