According to the latest word, a new and improved Hillary Clinton model will be trotted out at about the same time new 2016 automobiles will be reaching auto dealerships across the country.
Most people have lost count of the constant number of reincarnations of the highly flawed Democratic presidential hopeful. The new Hillary model is supposed to resemble a Barbie doll that will emit tears on cue. Also, in addition to her plastered-on smile, she will now come with a marvelous sense of humor that will immediately resonate with common folk. Apparently this new creation was inspired by listening to the comments of a recent focus group when it was asked, “What should Hillary do to reignite her failing campaign?”
The impetus for this current makeover is probably the fact that upstart Bernie Sanders is well ahead of Clinton in New Hampshire and slightly ahead in Iowa.
Another extremely new ingredient was added to the Hillary mix when it was announced that her campaign committee was trotting out Old Bill from the barn. He is scheduled to headline a fund-raiser for his wife in the middle of September. If he should play true to form, that fund-raiser will be more about Bill himself and what a great president he was than any endorsement of his wife’s candidacy. Recently, a well-respected journalist had this to say:
“If Hillary were to be elected, she would not be the first female president because Obama has beaten her to that title, just as Obama was not our first black president because that title was bestowed upon Bill Clinton.”
The most frightening boogeyman in Hillary’s future may prove to be the reluctant Joe Biden. Depending on which side of the bed Valerie Jarret gets up from in the morning will probably determine her telling the president whether to endorse Biden or Hillary.
At one of her latest appearances, Hillary was seen warmly embracing the complicit mayor of Baltimore. That same mayor is the one who said, “Give them room to loot!” when she ordered her police force to stand down while protesters burned and looted a large swath of Baltimore. Then after Small Business Administration loans were sought by the burned businesses she had the temerity to seek federal funds for the disaster she had created.
One of the biggest problems Hillary Clinton faces should she be successful in garnering the nomination is the fact that she will be the only presidential candidate in history to be the subject of an FBI investigation.
Back to the mayor of Baltimore; she may have committed the most egregious act in judicial history when she persuaded her city fathers to award a civil action payment in excess of $6 million to the family of Freddie Gray. According to eminent practitioners of jurisprudence, any civil action is never undertaken until the criminal side has been completed. In effect, she has done the most that she can do to convict the six police officers who are still awaiting trial.