The seasons they go ‘round and ‘round
And the painted ponies go up and down.
We’re captive on the carousel of time.
We can’t go back we can only look
Behind from where we came
And go ‘round and ‘round and ‘round
In the Circle Game
— Joni Mitchell
How can you tell you’ve lived in a town too long?
First and foremost, it’s when you can walk into a bar you’ve never before patronized and the saloon’s resident drunk calls you by name. (Actually happened, once in Reno, once in Sparks.)
Another MayDay: When you read the obituaries hoping nobody you know is featured.
Thus it was that the witch of November brought news of the passing of Bob Langhans, Darrell Monahan, Brent Adams, John Mayer and George Lois.
Bob Langhans, 86, was the longtime proprietor of Sparks’ Greenbrae Trophy Center. My ad agency did promotion for the area’s second-oldest retail center back in the 1970s. Bob’s father, John, was on the board of directors. (No one has yet topped the 1973 Saturday I turned the Greenbrae parking lot into a motorcycle dirtbike course. We trucked in tons of dirt and built an actual track complete with jumps. Helluva fun time.)
My most memorable Greenbrae trophy was due to a typo. A few years back, organized labor honored union organizer of the year Liz Sorenson of Sparks-based Communications Workers Local 9413/AFL-CIO. As I introduced Liz at that year’s César Chávez celebration, I noticed that the crystalline trophy noted Liz as a member of CWA Local 9413/AFL-CIA. CIA?
Didn’t know she was organizing spies.
The assembled multitudes were quite entertained. When I presented Liz with a corrected version at the next Central Labor Council meeting, I told her I’d love to have the CIA version if she didn’t want it. Not a chance, Bubba.
When Darryl Monahan was Nevada deputy director of tourism, his office became a major sponsor of my Long Beach GrandPrix Formula One worldwide radio racing networks, carried worldwide in English and Spanish. The state got a helluva promotional deal and I got a great sponsor. Darryl, 79, was good people.
Judge Brent Adams, 74, had a stellar career in law and politics. KOLO TV-8’s Ed Pearce produced a great tribute. I can only add one addendum.
Before he became a judge, Adams was elected Nevada State Democratic Party Chair in 1982-84,
In his younger days in Gomorrah South, he headed Youth for Barry Goldwater in 1964. Now that’s bi-partisanship.
Legendary Madison Avenue campaign designer George Lois died in Manhattan at 91. He was most famous for his 92 Esquire magazine covers, 32 of which were installed at New York’s Museum of Modern Art in 2008.
His most famous included Andy Warhol drowning in a can of Campbell’s tomato soup; Richard Nixon putting on rouge for his 1968 presidential campaign; and an arrow-riddled Muhammad Ali as St. Sebastian up against a wall. Mr. Lois singlehandedly saved MTV from folding when he produced ads featuring Mick Jagger bellowing “I want my MTV.”
I consider none of the above as his greatest work. About 30 years ago, he was retained by organized labor and produced the now ubiquitous vote “Union Yes!” logo and accompanying musical images for radio and TV (“America works best we say union yes.”) I’ve used them for decades.
These giants have earned their rest. Complete obituaries will be linked to the expanded Barbwire web edition at NevadaLabor.com/
AARON RODGERS AND ME. As noted earlier, I’ve been contacted by a major TV network looking for people injured on artificial turf.
I’ve been complaining about the dangers of plastic turf for more than seven years. See ConsumerCoalitionv.org/
I now have no less than superstar Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers on my side. A few days ago, the Associated Press published a story about how the NFL players union now advocates dumping the modern versions of Astroturf for that new-fangled stuff called grass.
“I do think it’s time to go all grass throughout the league,” Rodgers said, complaining of its effects in beating up players’ bodies.
Turfies promoting Sparks’ Golden Eagle Park brag that it’s the biggest expanse of ground-up used tires crumb-rubber turf in the nation. It’s also cancer-causing and brain-damaging, of greatest danger to kids. But it looks great on TV and is cheaper than grass.
Please call or write if you know anyone who has been injured on the toxic turf which is epidemic in parks and schools statewide.
MAYOR LAWSON HAS BEEN RIGHT. TWICE. In his dozen years at Sparks City Hall, recently re-elected Mayor Ed Lawson has been correct on at least two occasions. First when he said that the current structure of Regional Transportation Commission mass transit should be burned down and started over.
No less than his RTC predecessor agreed. Recently deceased Greenbrae School principal, school board member and longest-serving Sparks city councilman John Mayer, 80, long ago advocated the same thing, albeit not as colorfully.
The longtime habit of contracting out the management of the mass transit system has wasted millions and precipitated four strikes, including three last year and perhaps another in the offing. (Barbwire 11/23).
Hizzoner was also correct last week when he told local TV news that Sparks must grow or die given the nutso structure of our property tax system. It all started with Nevada’s botched kneejerk reaction to California’s 1978 Proposition 13. It was made worse when state lawmakers capped property tax increases at 3.5 percent a year in 2005 on the assumption that property values would never go down. They have since crashed twice and the principal funding for schools and basic government services, already super stingy, has never recovered.
Will state lawmakers fix the system next year? Not a chance. Good luck, Mr. Mayor. Welcome to the nightmare.
TOLJASO AGAIN. As I predicted several times, “gas prices will magically start dropping after election day as BigOil has done all it could to elect moonhowlers who will set in cement the Trumpista tax cuts for the corporately wealthy.” Retail gas prices dropped another 11 cents per gallon last week.
Stay safe and pray for Ukraine and 53 other currently war-torn lands.
Be well. Raise hell. / Esté bien. Haga infierno.
Andrew Quarantino Barbano is a 54-year Nevadan and editor of NevadaLabor.com. Barbwire by Barbano has originated in the Tribune since 1988. E-mail barbano@frontpage.reno.nv.us (775) 786-1455.
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