As impossible as it may have once seemed, Democrats have managed to turn billionaire game show host Donald Trump into a legit sympathetic figure. Not because Donald Trump is the genius he thinks he is or is all that likable, but because Democrats have scuttled American ideals to demonize and persecute a political opponent. If there’s one thing Americans hate, it is … [Read more...]
Blacklash in Trumpsylvania West
The New Messiah warned us: After the election, unnamed blackguards will rename Pennsylvania. To what? Trumpsylvania, of course, on the day His Wonderfulness returns as third-term presidential dictator for life. Viruses spread. A gentleman named Jeff Jacobs has vacuumed up much of Reno’s West 4th Street, now pockmarked with vacant lots where once stood old motels housing … [Read more...]
Astro Advice
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Clear the air, speak your mind and make your dreams a reality on the 22nd and 23rd. Don’t follow in someone else’s footsteps; create a path that excites you. Keep your thoughts and plans to yourself on the 24th until you have everything in place. Premature unveiling will lead to unwarranted criticism from wannabes. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Keep … [Read more...]
Joe doesn’t live here anymore
President Joe Biden will soon have his annual physical, but the White House spokesliar says it will not include a cognitive test. And, everyone knows why: Joe doesn’t live here anymore. We know this beyond a shadow of a doubt in a number of different ways. First, we see the decline. Even allowing for what his supporters incorrectly call his “stuttering” disability, he … [Read more...]
Just win, baby
“The only crime is getting caught.” Such were the 1980s ethics of the now-myopically lionized Reagan administration. King Ronald the Vague would have gone to prison over the Iran-Contra arms-for-hostages affair save for one guy: his longtime fixer Edwin Meese. Ronnie appointed Attorney General Meese to investigate his own boss. (Sound familiar?) Meese kept no notes … [Read more...]
Creating Is In The Eye of The Creator
When was the last time you walked the aisles of a craft store? Seeing the little bags of beads and eyes that spin in little plastic bubbles. The embroidery threads and soft, softer, softest yarns, in full rainbow colors. The put together ships in a bottle, or snap-together cars that get better paint jobs than my Chevy. Do you “do crafts.” Plan, look, plan some more then buy six … [Read more...]
Dear Abby: Mother can’t understand why son has walked away
DEAR ABBY: I’ve always been close to my children, but now that they are adults, it seems I’m losing my connection with one of them. He married a girl of a different race, and while that doesn’t bother me, I have a strong hunch she’s the reason he has distanced himself from not only me, but also the rest of the family. When I recently shared with him that I felt his wife is a … [Read more...]
Astro Advice
ARIES (March 21-April 19): What you do will have a more significant impact than what you say on the 15th and 16th. Change what you don’t like, and you’ll feel liberated. You can make a difference on the 17th if you get involved in matters that concern you. Start a movement and make your voice heard. Personal growth and romance are favored. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You’ll … [Read more...]